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Mengingat tiap hari, atau bahkan tiap menit ada banyak sekali pertambahan hasil pencarian di google.co.id dengan keyword "Stop Dreaming Start Action". Ini sudah wajar mengingat hadiah dari kontes ini sangat besar yaitu totalnya senilai Rp. 25.000.000,-.

Bukan semata-mata kontes yang melombakan keyword "Stop Dreaming Start Action", tetapi diharapkan juga dalam kehidupan sehari-hari kita jangan hanya Dreaming saja tanpa melakukan Action.

OK mungkin hanya itu saja posting saya kali ini. Saya juga tidak nolak kalau misalnya anda juga membantu saya memberikan backlink (hehehhe....) untuk www.citraglobal.com. Terima kasih...

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...read with ah beng accent... enjoy

This is a story about Ahbeng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ahkew. One day Ahbeng 's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ahbeng.
The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :
1.) Ahuey - Telephonist
2.) Ahmoi - Primary Skool Teacher
3.) Ahlian - Bus Conductor





Ahbeng very sexcited lar of course then after a while of
chatting with the girls his mother asked him.

Ahkew : Ahbeng, how ? Which one you like the most ?
Ahbeng : I like Ahlian the most
Ahkew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan? Ahmoi not bad leh! gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna goto skool also easy
Ahbeng : Ahmah dunwan laaa!!
Ahkew : Why dunwan?
Ahbeng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say 'PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!! I Want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE! ' Like this very tiring everynite I can die one ahmah!
Ahkew : aiyoo!!! then Ahuey lar! at least she is better than Ahlian
Ahbeng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say ' WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!' dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make baby la?
Ahkew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ahlian so much? bus conductor only wor!!! Where got future one ?
Ahbeng : Ahmah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say ' BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!!' (in yingrish it means 'go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place!! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say lidat i also very sexcited one !!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

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Depending on how you ask the questions, you can force the answer you seek!
Remember 43% of polls are wrong, the other 78% are made up!
Don't jump to the answer, just scroll down.
Take this test mentally, don't write down your answers, and don't shout
them out.





1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any number in
between.

2. Take that number that you've chosen, and multiply it by 9.

3. That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and add
them together.

4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.

5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the
letters. A =1, B=2, C=3, and so on...

6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.

7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an
animal.

8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a
color.

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But remember, that there are no orange kangaroos in Denmark.


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Today i will start my new job and i will be busy for a few days or week maybe...
so i cannot update or write a new posting here...i will start make a posting when i have a free time..see u..daaaa (^_*)




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Lets release tension here..just read it and you will smile (^_*)



TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GL ENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER &n bsp; : Goss, why do you ! always get so
dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

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T EACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher.

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BLOGSPOT



1.Klik tanda anak panah yang bertuliskan "CREATE A BLOG".

2.Masukkan Alamat Email anda yang telah didaftarkan.

3.Masukkan semula alamat email anda tadi pada ruang “Retype Email Address”.

4.Masukkan password yang anda inginkan pada ruang “Enter a Password”.

5.Masukkan semula password anda tadi pada ruang “Retype Password”.

6.Masukkan nama yang ingin anda paparkan.

7.Masukkan perkataan yang pada ruang “Word Verification” dan klik pada ruang “Acceptence of Terms”.

8.Klik gambar anak panah yang bertulis "CONTINUE".

9.Tuliskan tajuk blog yang anda inginkan (boleh diubah) pada ruang “Blog Title”.

10.Tulis nama website anda pada ruang “Blog Address” (URL) dan pastikan URL anda boleh digunakan dengan klik pada “Check Availabitily”.

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1) You drive at right lane of the road, with a speed of only 50 KM/H. If people horn behind you, you still don't know what's wrong.
2) You have the luxury of working from 8 AM to 5 PM (get off work punctually).
3) You don't believe that there is any "clean" politician in Sabah.
4) You feel "obligated" to reach the top of Mount Kinabalu at least once in a lifetime.



5) You prefer a big car than a big house (probably you can't drive a big house around to show off)
6) You wear slipper and short wherever you go, even in city.
7) You still think that Labuan belongs to Sabah.
8) You will not go to any FREE seminar / function that has no food or refreshment.
9) You don't care about service. You just want things cheap, cheap, cheap.
10) You know where to get your candles and torch light quickly in the total darkness (due to training by frequent blackout).
11) You know what "aramaitiee" means...
12) You shout "referee bodoh" and at the same time throw mineral water bottles on the pitch during a football match at Likas Stadium..
13) Your Timorese maid ran away with her lover, taking your money or jewellery along..
14) You doubt someone's mykad wether it is real or fake..
15) Your favourite assemblyman whom you vote and supported all this while...gambled away and lost a whopping 60 million ringgit in a London casino..
16) You go inside a karaoke at 12 pm and realise that the place is still open at 5 am...
17) You come across a supposedly local person but with a very foreign accent..
18) You cannot vote in an election because someone has voted on behalf of you...
19) You own a bakakuk
Tambah.... you are a Sabahan if u say and understand these words....
1. tuuuna/ saaaana - points with the lips - (there-- at a distance)(the longer the 'tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuna /saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana' the further the place is.)
2. limpas (to pass/walk by - Maaf, saya > limpas dulu? Excuse me, can I passby?
3. palui (stupid, duh! )
4. tapuk (to hide )
5. bidak (ugly)
6. bubut (as in proper malay- "kejar", to chase)
7. sakai (ignorant, uncivilized, "hoosier")
8. andang-andang (that's how it is)
9. sapak (kasi campur/gaul --utk masakan-to mix as in cooking)
10. inda/tia (short form of "tidak" - not, no)
11. wicin (another brand of msg as in "aji-no- moto" -a seasoning or food enhancer)
12. talampau (proper malay - "terlampau"- too much)
13. takajut (proper malay - "terkejut" - shocked, startled)
14. siorang (proper malay -"kami"/ "saya-orang" - us, we)
15. ngam-ngam (proper malay "kebetulan" - exact, at that time)
16. mangkali (proper malay "barangkali" - maybe, perhaps)
17. kamarin (proper malay "kelmarin" - yesterday)
18. kanapa (proper malay "kenapa" - why)
19. gia (___expression - "is it?")
20. bah (___expression - "ok!")
21. ah? (question, "Apa?" What?)
22. kici/kicil (proper malay "kecil" - small)
23. basar (proper malay "besar" - big, huge)
24. siok (___expression/description, proper malay "seronok" - enjoyable, great, etc-)
25. urang ("orang" - people; sometimes used "diurang"- them, they)
26. karing ("kering" - dry)
27. umban ("humban, lempar" - throw)
28. kana ("kena"- got ie--"kena umban" --got thrown)
29. padih ("pedih" - as in "Mata saya padih/pedih!" - My eyes stings, painful)
30. numbur ("nombor" - number)
31. gali ("geli" as in squeemish about something, or "gali"--gali lubang - as in Dig a hole.)
32. dorang ("dia orang/diurang" - them, they - Dorang pigi tamu. They went to the market.)
33. panat ("penat" - tired)
34. katawa ("ketawa" - laugh, laughing)
35. lanjang (a.k.a. "periuk /belanga " - pots/pans)
36. putung ("potong" - cut, slice)
37. Buduh ("bodoh" - stupid)
38. tongo/bongo ("stupido" - same as above )
39. kabaru-baruan ("kebaru-baruan"- new to something)
40. giuk (proper malay "ulat"- worm)
41. Sikui (Tembikai - watermelon)
42. Santut (Underwear)
43. celana/salana (Seluar)
44. gipit (to grip...)
45. kanapatan/kadapatan (caught red handed.. or as the
malays in kl say..'kantoi')
46. kebangkalan (choked while eating..proper malay ='tersedak')
47. ketulahan (bad karma)
48. bahai (plastic bag)
49. uinnaaa! (used to express various feelings, mostly when surprised..)
50. ging (derived from the word gang.. means kawan/member)
51. Tontolou = Uncle Johnny
52. Pantat = Butt<---tp di semenanjung,lain tu kan?eee... ya ba pula.. Di sabah .. belakang ..tapi di semenanjung di Depan pulak .. silap .. LOL 53. Cula = Coke or Coca-cola...lol 54 Torrrrrbaik = The Best...lol 55. Bikin panas = feeling angry...HHAH – Hot kununlah..True to my roots.. I have one to contribute 56. Tambirang = Don't lie.. (eg. Jangan kau tembirang) 57. Sabak ---- means baru ko tau... in english = I TOLD U... 58. Kotoh ---- Means as same like Sabak... 59. Lakas = Lekas/Cepat (Faster) 60. Bobot = Vagina 61. Balabak = Scrotum 62. Kalatiak = Ketiak (Armpit) 63. Duiiii dogo! = My goodness!! / Oh my!! 64. Seluar Katak - underwear 65. siring siring - side / on the side 66. taapun - a phrase used when unable to get the things desired 67. palis palis - touch wood 68. tachut - our version of touch wood 69. gostan - reverse 70. gohed - forward 71. ayuk - swinging movement of the arm in the marble game. can also mean to masturbate 72. taiih - shit / feaces / or just a curse word 73. kogutan - hangover 74. Sepuluh Tiga (10-3) - RM10 for three cans of beer (well in those days lah) 75. muhau - crazy 76. takana - hit (BM is terkena) 77. tekuis - same like like takana 78. kapayas / tapayas - papaya 79. api api - kota kinabalu 80. (sia) bilang - said 81. skijap - soon / in a short while / later 82. tinguk - (tengok) to look 83. hari satu - monday 84. hari dua - tuesday 85. hari tiga - wednesday 86. hari ampat - thursday 87. hari lima - friday 88. hari anam - saturday 89. SOT - crazy (like me) 90. thai lingong - worse than buduh 91. karan - electricity 92. butul - in BM 'betul' Read More....

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